My sweet sister, Anne Stuart McMillan, sent me this list. I've taking liberties to edit it a bit. Because... this is my blog!
Nothing is more annoying than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
How the h*## are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
I would rather try to carry 10 grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. But what would it call it? Hungdom or Bordger? Both sound a little scary.
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
Bad decisions make really good stories.
Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my blog "rough draft" that I swear I did not make any changes to.
While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. Obviously I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don’t win, they are executed.
In my next dream house, I want two dishwashers so I never have to unload one. Just move them from one dishwasher to the other!
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
Even under ideal conditions, people still have trouble locating their car keys their purse, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.
I wonder if cops ever get really irritated at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit. Oh! Oh! I know that answer!!!
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
If I looked at the incoming call log on my cell phone, most of the numbers would be from me on my landline trying to locate my cell phone in my house.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Coors Lite than Kay.
And finally… We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.