In reading Jillian, Inc.'s post from a week or so ago, I was reminded that I say "damn it" too much. But you really wouldn't know it spending time with me... just me. I am the girl who always says "Oh, my word!" and "Oh, my goodness!" - not "Oh, my God". I say "shoot" and "shucks" - not "s***". I say "That really irritates me" - not "That p***** me off". I just don't.
But I do the "damn it" quite a bit. And it's when I have FINALLY HAD IT with one or both of the boys. I admit it. I crack. I am spent. I am done. I'm like the Bill Cosby comedy segment where "...my brother Russell thought his name was Damn it!"
My youngest told his Mimi (my mother) a few weeks ago that I cursed at them.
Mimi: Oh my, what does she say?
Jackson: She says "the D word".
Mimi: Well, what do you do to make her say that?
Thank you Mimi! I love you!
Mimi sounds like my kind of gal. :)
ReplyDeleteoh my, I love that Bill Cosby skit! And I hear you! Love your Mom's comment. ;)
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Oh, Bevy! We have to get together--I usually say "Rats!" or "Oh, my heavens!" until my children have pushed me to the brink and then--well, you know! Once, my m-i-l dropped a glass in her kitchen in front of my-then 3-year-old, and she said, "Fiddlesticks!" My darling angel said, "Say, dammit! My mama says 'dammit'"! Fifteen years later, I am still mortified!
ReplyDeleteI can so relate, and that BC clip was so very funny. I must admit I can have a mouth like a sailor but never in front of the children, but in front of the children I tend to use:
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Sawyer -- Buggar (rather english I know)
Xam Xam - Bloody Hell
My mom used to say Dam it all the time, I am pretty sure I answered to it as a child, I was trouble with a T ;-)
I love that Bill Cosby bit...I laugh everytime I see it. Mimi is an angel!!! :)
ReplyDeletehaha! when muffy was about 2 we asked her what our names were, besides mama & daddy. She got mine right, but said daddy's was "dammit Joel" -- poor thing. I had to re-think my language a bit after that one!
ReplyDeleteha ha! Can I plead the 5th?
ReplyDeletePerfect response, Mimi! Yeah, I have to watch my language, too. Little ears are always lurking...
ReplyDeleteI love Mimi's response!
ReplyDeleteWhen Nicholas was about 3 years old I rather loudly siad "you idiot" to a car that almost hit us. He proceeded to use my choice of expression all day Montessori. Needless to say, I had a lot of explaining to do when I picked him up that afternoon.
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This is so funny! I have the worst "lingering" habit of my salty dog days...and it is cliche'd as a SAILORS MOUTH. I can come up with some doozies when I lose my religion. I have to apologize to my kids, and to God. Uhm, ...A LOT! I can say there has been once or twice when a verbal combo was so egregious that my boys and I had stared at each other for long moments, then busted up laughing because we knew that I had just lost my entire mind! I am so glad they have senses of humor!
ReplyDeleteHuman are we all. Its good to remind each other of that.
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I hear you! I love that cosby segment. xoxo
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Great skit!
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny post, and love that skit, Cosby is classic! I love the part from that skit where he talked about chocolate cake for breakfast. You know that part?? HAHHA!!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see your button Bevy! :) XOXO
LMAO!!!!! That is so funny!!
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