Wednesday, January 19, 2011

What a Relief!

This past Sunday, Mike and I got a little giggle in our Sunday School class. It really doesn't matter what the gist of the lesson was. What does matter was one of the verses we covered. Our class uses a DVD curriculum from Andy Stanley (Northpoint Church in Atlanta). He is an amazing teacher by the way. And before he mentioned this particular verse, he snarkily (in a cool pastor-ish way) that it was the one verse that would be perfect to introduce the Bible to a middle schooler.

Anyway, the verse of note was 1 Samuel 24:3 "He (Saul) came to some sheep pens along the road. There was a cave there and Saul went in to relieve himself. David and his men were huddled far back in the same cave." YES, you read correct. On his way to find his enemy David, King Saul had to take a pit stop and use the bathroom! He "had to go"! Bwahahahahaha! The entire class was atwitter as we became middle scholars ourselves. How had I never heard this verse?!?!?!


Last night, Mike and I thought we'd entertain the boys at dinner with our discovery. We built it up as best we could without giving it away. We were so ready to share the Holy Book's potty humor. But to our ASTONISHMENT, J knew all about it! He knew the whole story! Saul... the cave... the "relief"... David and his men hiding in the back... how David had the opportunity to kill Saul but chose not to. He knew the whole thing! Oh. my. word!

After we got over that (second) shocking revelation, Mike, the boys and I did have a big ol' knee slap. We howled with laughter as S read the passage. J got his Bible out where it said Saul "had to go to the bathroom". Of course we giggled some more at that translation.

But the funniest part was J's response when I asked him how on Earth he knew this random story. His response: "It's from the Bible, Mom. You should read it!"

14 comments:

  1. Never knew....but then again us Catholics are not good with that bible. I love how the other religions know it so well. Thanks for sharing...there is something about potty humor!

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  2. Love it! Love the surprises that our boys bring us...our Jackson is the SAME!!!

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  3. LOVE it.... It's amazing what kids already know!

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  4. Love this! Thanks for sharing. I needed a chuckle this morning. xoxo

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  5. too funny!
    muffy's sunday school lesson was on Jesus turning the water into wine...when she asked why he did that i told her that Jesus loved a good party and wanted to make people happy.
    Was that wrong?!? I guess we could say that the Bible is full of eat, drink, um, pee, and be merry sort of stories! :-)

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  6. That is so funny, I never heard of that either!
    We will have to check it out.

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  7. ok, now I have to go read the verse! my 8 year old will get a kick out of this!!

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  8. I remember how I felt the first time (about age 8) that I read the word "ass" in the Bible....Bawahahahahaha!

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  9. In a Bible study I attend on Wednesday nights we ran across this verse which is wonderfully realistic to find isn't it?

    Enjoyed your post :) Best as always to you...

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  10. Love this ~ thanks for the giggle and putting a fun spin on my evening.

    Jo

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  11. OMG his response is hysterical! Cooper goes to a Lutheran preschool this year (we are Presbyterian) and he is way more knowledgable than the rest of us, I swear. ;)

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  12. Well of course a young boy is going to remember a story like that!!!

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